When I bought you I thought you were just a plain t-shirt that didn’t warrant a big “to-do”. But when I bought the super cute and [Austin] fashion forward vest, I knew you were it’s match made in Heaven. So I saved you. Well, I did wear you once but that didn’t count. Please forgive me!
Since I don’t go out (ever) I knew when we planned a trip downtown exactly what I would be wearing weeks upon weeks in advance. I only had eyes for you. Tomorrow is the big day and as I am laying out my clothes, I realized that you weren’t in your place. Where are you? Where could you be?
An hour and a half of searching later and you are still nowhere to be found. What did I do? Where did I go wrong? Why would you leave me in the hour that I needed you most? Did you fall behind something and are screaming for help but I can’t hear you?
Don’t you want to go to SXSW? We can airily act cooler than the hipsters that are acting cooler than us together. We can catch a band or two. There might even be some cocktails involved. Tempted?
Please just stop this madness and come home, gray shirt!
With love and desperation,
Your Careless Owner
I'm just living minute to minute, hour to hour, day to day.