Just your average, normal Tuesday night in the Perea household (and I cannot even recall what started the whole debacle, truth be told):
Chris: I have to tune you out because you nag so much.
Me: Nag? Me? What do I ever nag you about? I literally never nag you about anything.
Chris: Let me redefine “nag”…
Me: You can’t go around redefining words, now. That is just crazy talk. Webster did it first and he did it best, bro.
Chris: Well, you do yap a lot about things that I don’t care about.
Me: Well…duh! But that is NOT nagging! I will certainly own yapping but NOT nagging.
I mean, he probably could care less about 99% of the things that come out of my mouth but I am not just going to stop talking, now am I? It could be worse…I could yap and nag, right? *winks*
I'm just living minute to minute, hour to hour, day to day.