I could never say that this was the very first time that I had an altercation on everyone’s favorite social media site but I think it will end up becoming the most memorable. I try not to engage in most of the insanity that is sharing any sort of opinion on Facebook, I do, as…
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So, I have kind of been dragging my feet writing this “catch up” post about our little Jp. Mostly, because I know that it will be long. How terrible is that? It’s not that we have had any major changes…but life with a toddler is never boring, ammiright? I suppose the best way to say…
Read more Catch up and lick her? I barely know her!
Okay, let me start off by saying that I have never had road rage a single day in my entire life. I view driving like I view the chaos that is life: people make mistakes. It happens. I would never have the audacity to be mad at someone else for driving too slowly when it…
Read more Road Rage: It’s All Your Fault.
As women, we take a lot of shit from men about how long it takes us to get ready. Why do you take such long showers? Why did you just change clothes six times? No one cares what you look like! Bullshit. I call total bullshit on all counts. Look men, I know you can…
Read more Men…show some respect, already.
One of the biggest moments of pure clarity that has hit me in a very long time was at a wedding that I recently attended. I have to say…weddings do that to me. These huge social events that I lived for in my wild and impetuous youth now cause me to crawl into my busy…
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It feels extraordinarily strange to be sitting here listening to the tap, tap, tapping of the keys as I type this right now. Perhaps that is because I haven’t sat down to type anything longer than the Google Search bar in a long, loooooong time. So long, in fact, that I actually thought my account…
Read more New Year’s resolutions are stupid…which is why I have one.